4.
A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the
beggar's sister, but
the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
5.
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in
Canada?
6.
How many outs are there in an inning?
7.
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his
widow's sister? Why?
8.
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins
the same number of games. There are no ties.
Explain this.
9.
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
10.
A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All
sides
have
southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is
the bear? Why?
11.
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how
many do you have?
12.
I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One
is not a nickel (a five cent piece). What are the
coins?
13.
If you have only one match and you walked into a
room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene
lamp, and a wood burning stove. which one would
you light first?
14.
How far can a dog run into the woods?
15.
A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take
one every half hour. How long would the pills
last?
16.
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many
are left?
17.
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the
ark?
18.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet 10 inches
tall. What does he weigh?
19.
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Gen 16:11
...and shalt bear a son, and
shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
12 And
he will be a wild man;...
19 And God said, Sarah thy
wife shall bear thee a son indeed; and thou shalt call his name
Isaac: and I will establish my covenant with him for an everlasting covenant, and with his seed after him.
20 And as for Ishmael, I have
heard thee: Behold, I have blessed him, and will make him fruitful, and will
multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a
great nation.
21 But my covenant will I
establish with Isaac, which Sarah shall bear unto thee at this set
time in
the next year.
Matt 24: 6-8
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive
many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not
troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For
nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall
be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are
the beginning of sorrows.
1 Thess 4:16
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of
the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise
first: 17
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the
clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
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36 Christian Ways to Reduce
Stress
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No, to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will
compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't
lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what
God would have you to do and let go of the anxiety. If you can't do anything
about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in
the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an
enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough exercise.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write thoughts and inspirations down.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems- Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the
bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good
"Thank you, Jesus!"
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but yourself not at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've
never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
"If God is for us, who can be against us" (Romans 8:31)
You Say God Says Bible Verses
You say: "It's impossible"
God says: All things are possible
(Luke
18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew
11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
(John
3:16 &
John 3:34 )
·
Whatsoever
ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
Matt 21:22
·
Don't tell God how big your problems
are...tell your problems how big your God is.
Please Pray
for these listed below...
The Five Finger Prayer
1) Your thumb is nearest to you. So
begin
your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the
easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C.S. Lewis once said, a
"sweet duty."
2) The next finger is the pointing finger.
Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This
includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in
pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers
3) The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray
for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These
people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They
need God's guidance.
4) The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the
fact that this is our weakest finger; as any piano teacher will testify.
It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in
trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too
much for them.
5) And lastly comes our little finger; the smallest finger of all. Which is
where we should place ourselves in relation to God and others. As the
Bible says, "The least shall be the greatest among you." Your pinkie should
remind you to pray for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four
groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able
to pray for yourself more effectively
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