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20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? yes 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? one 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them 4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? It is her sister 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? He is still alive 6. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 (This is baseball related. Jokesters from non-baseball countries get this point for free) 7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? He is dead. 8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. They are not playing against each other. 9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? White. It is at the North Pole 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel (a five cent piece). What are the coins? One is a nickel and one is a 50 cent piece. 13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove which one would you light first? The match 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? Half way 15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last? 1 hour 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None, Noah took them on the ark 18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet 10 inches tall. What does he weigh? meat 19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 20. What was the President's name in 1962? Barack Obama
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